The Upper Body School of Acting
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WHAT
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
I think it’s called “very dangerous, once you’re so high you forget which hand the joint is in”
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look at this graceful fucker
Looks like a Cooper’s Hawk. They pretty much specialize in weaving their way through tight spaces to nab other birds.
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breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:
From now on I’m going to close all my correspondence with “How dare you.”
And begin it with “MMMMN”
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
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threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS
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